Tyson may have bit off more than he can chew. 

Evander Holyfield's new nickname: Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield (the other dark meat). 

After the fight Tyson was quoted as saying: "He tastes like chicken." 

After the fight, when asked if he would press charges Evander Holyfield said, "What? What?" 

Tyson: "I thwear to Allah, during a clinch he said 'bite me'". 

Tyson called me after the fight. He couldn't stop talking about it. I thought he'd chew my ear off." 

Stay tuned for Holyfield/Tyson III on Pay Per Chew. 

Hey already have a new Holyfield doll---with a detachable ear. 

Being the fine Christian man that he is, Holyfield turned his other ear. 

Tyson is apologetic about the incident. In fact, after they misplaced the piece of Holyfield's ear, Tyson offered to go bite off a
piece of someone elses ear so that it would be a perfect match.
 

NO. 10
Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all. 

NO. 9
This gives new meaning to "box lunch." 

NO. 8
Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?" 

NO. 7
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y. 

NO. 6
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?" 

NO. 5
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory 

NO. 4
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in
Budapest." 

NO. 3
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring. 

NO. 2
Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences 

NO. 1
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it tasted like chicken."